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| Chicago Criminals - An International Disgrace |
Hello America, Obama here. Its time for what Democrats
do best - SPENDING YOUR MONEY. The first thing I'm
gonna do is shovel over hundreds of billions to bailout BIG
GOVERNMENT. Too many criminal SANCTUARY STATES and
SANCTUARY CITIES are broke and need your money. The
honest, law abiding governments don't need bailing out. You
see, all these ILLEGALS are really expensive and lazy union
government workers can't be laid off. Who ever heard of
government laying people off or cutting spending? We just raise
your taxes more and borrow more money.
Let's see now. Us government workers only have to work
for about 25 years and get paid holidays like Martin Luther
Kings Birthday, Washington's Birthday, and Columbus Day. And
in Chicago, government workers get the day off for Casimir
Pulaski Day. I bet you people in private industry don't get those
ones. But you gotta pay for it.
There are TWO CLASSES in the United States, those with
generous pensions, and those who have to pay for them. Us
government workers don't get laid off, instead we get generous
raises and vacation packages the rest of you can only dream of.
Then we retire and get big pensions before we are 50, just like
the United Auto Workers you just paid to bail out.
You people in private industry have to worry about layoffs,
social security, health insurance, and your 401K's. And don't
forget about us politicians importing more foreigners to drive
your wages down and steal your jobs. Then you're going to have
to work your ass off until you're 75 to pay for us. We already
spent all your Social Security money, so don't expect any of
that. I'm sure glad I'm a government worker and get three
different pensions. That would really suck working in the private
sector. You people are getting robbed. Well, too bad for you.
You voted for us. Raises and bonuses for every one in D.C.!
do best - SPENDING YOUR MONEY. The first thing I'm
gonna do is shovel over hundreds of billions to bailout BIG
GOVERNMENT. Too many criminal SANCTUARY STATES and
SANCTUARY CITIES are broke and need your money. The
honest, law abiding governments don't need bailing out. You
see, all these ILLEGALS are really expensive and lazy union
government workers can't be laid off. Who ever heard of
government laying people off or cutting spending? We just raise
your taxes more and borrow more money.
Let's see now. Us government workers only have to work
for about 25 years and get paid holidays like Martin Luther
Kings Birthday, Washington's Birthday, and Columbus Day. And
in Chicago, government workers get the day off for Casimir
Pulaski Day. I bet you people in private industry don't get those
ones. But you gotta pay for it.
There are TWO CLASSES in the United States, those with
generous pensions, and those who have to pay for them. Us
government workers don't get laid off, instead we get generous
raises and vacation packages the rest of you can only dream of.
Then we retire and get big pensions before we are 50, just like
the United Auto Workers you just paid to bail out.
You people in private industry have to worry about layoffs,
social security, health insurance, and your 401K's. And don't
forget about us politicians importing more foreigners to drive
your wages down and steal your jobs. Then you're going to have
to work your ass off until you're 75 to pay for us. We already
spent all your Social Security money, so don't expect any of
that. I'm sure glad I'm a government worker and get three
different pensions. That would really suck working in the private
sector. You people are getting robbed. Well, too bad for you.
You voted for us. Raises and bonuses for every one in D.C.!
Democrats are made of:
Great green globs of
greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Petrified pigeon pus,
French fried eyeballs
Swimmin' in a pool of blood,
Gee I forgot my spoon.
Great green globs of
greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Petrified pigeon pus,
French fried eyeballs
Swimmin' in a pool of blood,
Gee I forgot my spoon.
| The Fractally Wrong President Fractally Wrong - The state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you zoom in on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview. |
| Red - High percentage of honest hard working people Blue - High percentage of Freeloading leeches |
| The average voter. They always believe whatever the media tells them to. |
You would think outspending your opponent 600
million to 85 million could get you better results.
million to 85 million could get you better results.
| "ALL TYRANNY NEEDS TO GAIN A FOOTHOLD IS FOR PEOPLE OF GOOD CONSCIENCE TO REMAIN SILENT". - Thomas Jefferson |
DEMOCRATS AMNESTY BILL
| I'm digging a financial hole so deep I hear Chinese voices coming out of it. They're saying "Just give us the damn stimulus money, we're eventually going to end up with it anyways. You want egg roll with that." |
| You're not a mindless idiot from the Obama Cult. |
| Wealth re-distributing liberals have rounded up and exterminated over 56 million people in the 20th Century. |
I want to share something with you -- the three sentences that
will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number
two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was
like that when I got here."
-- Homer Simpson
will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number
two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was
like that when I got here."
-- Homer Simpson
| Obama's Chief of Lame Excuses Homer Simpson |
| United States November 5, 2008 |
| You're about to hear the huge sucking sound of a bunch of Democrats pulling their heads out of their asses. |
| Take your stinking paws off my wallet, you DAMN DIRTY DEMOCRATS! |
| Let ME show Obama how the American taxpayers feel. |
On Injuns- (The casino kind, Mr. Biden, not the Dunkin Donuts kind)
I'm quite sure that the concept of a Government-run reservation...
seems to be what the socialists are working for now — to have
everyone cared for from cradle to grave.... But you can't whine and
bellyache 'cause somebody else got a break and you didn't, like those
Indians are. We'll all be on a reservation soon if the socialists keep
subsidizing groups like them with our tax money.
On Blacks-
I wish they'd tell me where in the world they have it better than right
here in America.
I'm quite sure that the concept of a Government-run reservation...
seems to be what the socialists are working for now — to have
everyone cared for from cradle to grave.... But you can't whine and
bellyache 'cause somebody else got a break and you didn't, like those
Indians are. We'll all be on a reservation soon if the socialists keep
subsidizing groups like them with our tax money.
On Blacks-
I wish they'd tell me where in the world they have it better than right
here in America.
| NAACP Discriminating against people based on the color of their skin and not the content of their character for over 100 years. |
| I'm black, I'm white and everyone thinks I stink too! |
| We heard there was a Marx Brother here. All we found was a Marxist Brother! |
| Let's all have a drink to the Good Lord for making this jackass Shovel - Ready at just the right time. |
| I'm gonna cut Medicare, cut Social Security, and steal your retirement money so I can pay big fat pensions to lazy, incompetent, government employees. |
| Hey Obama, you said you were going to reduce the deficit, reduce health care costs and reduce taxes. You didn't mean any of that, you were just pulling my lariot. |
| I know the secret to fixing this country. Let's go hunting this weekend Barack, Ill tell you how! |